When pigs fly

I think I’ve been working too hard. I’m feeling a little run down lately. A little flushed and rashy.  My eyes kind of burn. Maybe I’m getting sick. What? Do I have the avian swine flu? That’s ridiculous. First off, what’s an avian swine?

Well, I still don’t think I have swine flu. I think if I had the swine flu my nose would start turning up and my tail would get all curly. And of course, I would start wearing bow ties. I’m pretty sure it’s scarlet fever. Or maybe rubella. Tuberculosis. Pleurisy. The vapours? Perhaps I just have the vapours.

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