Elevator pitch

Guys, guys. Moonie & Kilo’s Excellent Adventure. Moonie & Kilo’s Day Off. Moonie & Kilo: The Odyssey Begins. Moonie & Kilo: An Affair To Remember.

Guys?

It’s gotta be better than Dunston Checks In
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Missed call

Man, I could have contributed a lot to Ian Phillips’ book project featuring lost and found pet notices from around the world, but I didn’t hear about it until now. Here’s one from his collection:

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The lost pet notice collector community doesn’t have a great communication network yet, I guess.

via Everlasting Blort
Published in: on March 12, 2015 at 6:00 pm  Leave a Comment  
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We can find something better anywhere

Yesterday I noticed a utility pole with four different lost pet notices on it – Maybelle was on one side of the pole,

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and Angel, Jako and an unnamed chihuahua mix were on the other side.

bremenI know it’s unlikely, but I’m hoping they’re not all really lost but actually traveling together on a fairytale-style pilgrimage to a city more appreciative of their musical talents. We’re only one donkey and one cat away from the Musicians of Bremen here, and I could easily see these guys fighting off robbers and taking over a cottage, and then getting their story loosely translated into a Soviet animated rock-n-roll extravaganza. Can’t you?

(Cartoon best viewed at 360p or higher)

Gothatiel

Name is Charles, and enjoys singing the Addams Family theme…

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I don’t know, Mommy, but I think you may have dodged a bullet here. I seem to remember the ancestral credo for the family on Cemetery Lane being Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

Everything nice

Sugar is a narcissist.

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If it looks like a duck…

I had no idea people kept pheasants as pets until I saw this flyer today:

In my further research on the topic, I found a gadget on Wikipedia that I think will help these people find their lost pet. It involves what looks like a gold coin, a wooden pyramid, and some lotus blossoms, which sounds like something you would need to catch a wizard. I’ll bet this is a tricky pet to deal with.

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