Island Of Dr. Morose

From various posts on social media and whatnot, it seems that a great deal of my friends are taking tropical jungle island vacations. Even Benny is off someplace chasing/getting chased by monkeys. Well, there may not be any monkeys around me but it’s pretty humid and I just discovered these guys

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a block away from where we go to vote, so I’m okay. Seriously, the telephone pole here

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runs wires up to my street. And actually, if I had waited around long enough I probably would have run into some monkeys because I noticed that these monuments are a designated Pokemon Go pokestop. Monkeys or zombies.

I didn’t stick around though, because 1) that skull on a stick,

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2) I already saw some zombies playing Pokemon at the old zoo the other night that were kind of scary even when I was with a group of friends, and this time I was alone, and 3) the occupant of the house was lurking about, using a leafblower in sort of a menacing manner when he spotted me eyeing the additional moai head in the driveway. I thought it best to scoot before this turned into a Most Dangerous Game or Spawn Of The Subhuman situation.

Stefan, sing for us

If you have never listened to the “Spawn of the Subhuman” episode of the old Dark Fantasy radio show, please do so now. I’m not sure it actually has anything to do with subhumans or spawn of same, but that is beside the point. Don’t give up on this thinking you know what’s going to happen; things take a very sharp turn after that layover in Centella.

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