Alan Wagner lives in a much more interesting neighborhood than I do.

I’m so glad I’m getting my first vaccine shot tomorrow, and I’m so glad I don’t have a lawn.
Alan Wagner lives in a much more interesting neighborhood than I do.
I’m so glad I’m getting my first vaccine shot tomorrow, and I’m so glad I don’t have a lawn.
Gort found this flyer the other day:
I can’t read the contact info, but I’m intrigued. If it’s just some dude with a Thomas Guide, he has my full support.
A friend of mine who directs horror movies found this flyer the other day near his home around Griffith Park:
It’s too perfect, right? It can’t be real, can it? But it’s also too perfect to not be real. I don’t know what’s going on.
I also just realized that I know of at least one other horror movie director who lives in the general vicinity of this flyer. Is this some sort of new screenwriting pitch technique? YOWHOO!
I found this flyer in Elysian Park a couple of weeks ago. Usually I can follow the story in these sorts of things, sort of, but this one has me stumped. I can’t even get started – the 777 = 21 seems like it’s going somewhere, but then the other numbers just muddle everything up. Anybody want to fill me in on the conspiracy theory here?
Is Zardoz involved?
Don’t be alarmed.
This fuzzy gargoyle is named Huckleberry and he has an Instagram feed. Thank you, Huckleberry. Thank you for all you do.
I think someone is giving sidewalk chalk to grass/poison Pokemon.
I can’t read all of your message, Bulbasaur, but I am a little concerned by what I can read here. Don’t cut again!
Don’t worry; I’m not going to talk about the US presidential race. I could barely handle all the “fuck you”s that my unflattering Jollibee post engendered years ago, so there’s no way I’m going to take on something as obviously volatile as this year’s contest for the Oval Office. Instead, I’d like to take a moment to shine a light on some candidates for the US Senate that my fine state of California has on its ballot this year. If you’re like me, you know that these lower-ticket races are just as important as the big one, but there aren’t any Facebook memes about these candidates so you actually have to do a little homework to know who to vote for.
The big thing to know is that there are 34 aspirants vying for one seat. That is a pretty big field to get through. Thankfully, thirteen of those candidates couldn’t handle submitting candidate statements, so I will eliminate those guys right off the bat. As for the remaining 21, I am happy to say that the spectrum of opinions presented is wide indeed. Here are some of my favorites.
There’s the 70-year-old Eagle Scout:
the alarm clock:
the mysterious acronym enthusiast:
the mainstream Facebook president with driving core values:
the Christian who actually seems to embody good, decent values and somehow that’s very confusing to me in this day and age:
the … okay, this guy can go suck it with his Andrew Jackson nonsense:
the only candidate willing to speak up about mind control slavery (tl;dr: she is against it):
a beautiful video game unicorn:
and the guy I’m probably voting for:
So many different voices, almost too many choices! It’s such a breath of fresh air, isn’t it? I’m sure I’ll find someone who speaks for me. And you 13 who couldn’t turn in a statement? Try harder next time.