I was taking a walk the other day along the canals of Venice
admiring the chateaux
and whatnot
when I turned a corner and suddenly spied an unusual building.
Unusual and a bit… sinister?
Yes, definitely a bit sinister.
I decided I should probably turn around the way I came, but just then a flash appeared and something that looked an awful lot like an archangel – is that Uriel? Azrael? – alit on the roof, sword aloft.
I tried to run, but things got so dark and strange
that I have no idea how I eventually made my way back to safety. It’s possible that this guy saved me,
but he’s not talking.