Please bear with this cartoon if you are like me and have a special dread of the seasonal chestnut “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” If I were to do an impressionistic re-write of “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” it would be along the lines of:
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This cartoon omits seven of my least favorite similes from the poem in favor of a nice little toy rescue sub-plot. Merry Christmas; don’t forget.