I’ve been looking at some of my lesser-used categories of late, and noticed that “Bunch of baloney” hasn’t been getting much love. Where have all the cured meat-based internet stories gone? Have I just become too lazy (probably a cured meat-based problem in itself) to search them out? Oh wait – here’s something, and just in time for Christmas too.
I’m not a big fan of the beef curry and spaghetti bolognese necklaces, and I really don’t think I need the cod roe lips pasta brooch. A lot of these other items are quite fine, however. Santa, if you’re reading this, the black olive earrings, french fry fascinator and popcorn hair ties might be on my list too. I’m sure “SOLD OUT” means nothing to you and your elves.