Hey, now. I know you’re sad that the David statues from Youngwood Court are gone. But there’s no need to cry. I’m serious – dry your eyes and look at this house I just saw on Virgil Avenue.
Wow. Who are those guys up on the roof? Can we get a closer look?
Hm. Not much help. Is that Kenny Rogers? Kenny Loggins? ’70s-era Jon Peters?* Let’s just say it’s Zeus. House of Zeuses, you are rather remarkable. Winged Victory is guarding the mail, even.
Nobody’s stealing the latest Lillian Vernon catalog out of that stronghold.
So why are you still crying? You say you still miss the Davids?
All right. Here are a few Davids for you, then. Now won’t you please cheer up?
*UPDATE: I just figured out who it is. Dan Haggerty.