Elephino

Oh, residents of Beverly Hills. You are a confusing bunch. One the one hand, you’re allOHMYGOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN when the city tries to build a subway under the local high school. But when faced with a family of vicious white tigers, a pride of lions,

wait – make that two families of white tigers, even more lions, a leopard,


a tower of giraffes, a herd of elephants,

and a goddamned gorilla

mere blocks away from an elementary school, with only the flimsiest of iron fences keeping the beasts from rampaging through the streets, do we hear a peep?

Sometimes I question your priorities.

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  1. Your writing creates a sort of, dare I say, a sort of addiction. I have homework – but for the last two hours I’m just surfing your page.
    Keep it up. At least I’ll be entertained while my GPA goes down the toilet.

    • What I meant to say was: I think I woke up my roommate when I LOL’d at your captions in that last photo.

      • Wow – thanks, T-Berry! Now, get back to that homework!


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