Early bird special

“Hi folks! And welcome to Home To Roost, the only age-restricted community for active-minded senior birds. We’re nestled in a tree in the front yard of a house in beautiful Carthay Circle.


“Home To Roost offers an avian lifestyle you can not find anywhere else, in a place you will definitely want to call home. We offer amenities aplenty, but respect your need for independent living.


“Deciding to live in a safe environment shouldn’t mean giving up your unique personality; no siree, bob-o-link. We have a diverse society here and we encourage you to express yourself. For instance, what would our tree be without our beloved characters? Cecil at the bait shop. Lydia’s dragonfly collection. Sideways Herb and his crooked house.


“And if you do find yourself needing a higher level of care, you’ll find our assisted living tree right across the sidewalk. It’s nothing fancy, but you’ll find it provides you with all the continuing care a senior bird needs.


“So hop on over for a visit. We’re sure you’ll be coming HOME TO ROOST.”

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