I’ve started to collect photos of teeth on the front of dentist offices in order to get a nice archive of “good teeth” and “bad teeth.” The bad teeth are teeth that are smiling with a mouthful of teeth. I cannot stand a picture of a tooth with teeth. It makes me think about those teeth having teeth, and those teeth having teeth, and…
What I like is a plain clean tooth, or a smiling tooth that doesn’t have teeth. For some reason the eyes and the mouth don’t bother me. I thought I found a very nice example of a good tooth the other day, but then I looked closer:
“Carol Gertrude Park is a golddigging whore. (signature)
Now, I don’t know the whole story here, but I’m pretty sure I can’t classify this tooth as a good tooth any more.