Fancy notions #4

Today’s fancy notions would be the perfect gift for a sexy queen of outer space, if the sexy queen of outer space you have in mind only has one nipple. It’s a bunch of glow-in-the-dark stars and planets and comets and things,

PLUS a very fancy black tassel ready to be made into a pastie (only needs a little spirit gum or Topstick and you’re set!):

For size perspective, here’s a shot of the tassel next to a dime:

I know that I usually use a quarter for size perspective, but my special size perspective quarter has gone missing. Mysteriously enough, I recently found a dime in Minister of Fancy Notions Weights & Measures Joaquin’s bed:

so I’m using that instead. If you can give me a good guess as to what Joaquin spent 15¢ on, I’ll send you the tassel and the glow-in-the-dark space items. If you don’t know my email address, guesses can be sent to herndonofsunnyvale(at) Good luck!

Published in: on May 12, 2008 at 8:17 am  Comments (2)  
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  1. I think he spent that 15 cents on that real crap attitude of his.

    Fern thinks you should be using a piece of bologna as a way to measure things that cover nipples. She also thinks I should spell it bolony. Now she’s mad. I gotta go..

  2. I don’t want to think about Fern’s bologna nipples.

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