Quick, delicious, random

Oh crap. You somehow got stuck in the Thyme Cube while planning your Thanksgiving dinner menu, and you forgot all about shopping for food. It’s really down to the wire now. What are you going to do?

The traditional popcorn/pretzels/jelly beans/toast/whipped cream feast is too elaborate to pull together in such a short amount of time, and nobody was fooled by the papercraft turkey last year. Crap crap crap.

Okay, let’s pull it together. Maybe the Random Recipe Generator can help:

Chocolate Tart
Serves 1

You will need:

  • 1 lamb chops
  • 10g chocolate
  • 50ml tabasco sauce

Instructions:

  1. slice the chocolate
  2. grind the chocolate
  3. throw the chocolate away
  4. microwave the tabasco sauce
  5. rinse the lamb chops
  6. serve piping hot

Yum.

Once again, the Random Recipe Generator has saved your ass.

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