Consumerist reader Lee encountered Greenridge Farm’s “mini piglet” at a Costco last week.
Delitoyoudirect.com landed an exclusive interview with the piglet, which I will reprint in its entirety:
“Hello! My name is Banquet Fiesta Piglet!My middle name IS BONELESS!!!I’M EASY, just fire up the oven to 300F (I fit almost each of them).Cover me with the aluminum foil for the first 2 hours, then bake me at 350-400F for additional 1.5 hour or until golden brown.I’LL BE PERFECTLY CRISP AND TASTY.Serves from 8-12 HUNGRY GUESTS.”