God bless you, Castle Grayskull. I’m glad you weren’t disheartened by the neighborhood scrooges last year. Your Christmas decorations put “DennÅ Senshi Porygon” to shame.
I also like the multicultural flair that the zebra’s hat is bringing to the party.
Today seems to be Gort Day. I say that because Gort suffers from a mild form of atheism weltschmertz epilepsy brought on by strobing light sources. At least she told me that once. So I guess she should not play Fruit Mystery, the new flash game sweeping the nation. It is either the single greatest game you will ever play, or it is the lost film from Infinite Jest.
And that is too bad, because she will never know the answer to the question: Will the ancient beast be happy to eat the pineable?
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