I’d like to take a moment to thank the peacock spider for saving Spring Fashions 2010 for me. Up until now, I had been feeling pretty glum about the new fashions being paraded about, as they were managing the difficult feat of being dull and absurd at the same time:
Designers: PANTS NEED POCKETS. There may be something else wrong with these trousers as well, but I’m having a little trouble pinning down exactly what it is because I’m so blinded with rage from the lack of pockets.
But back to the peacock spider. Thank you, Peacock Spider. For me, spring is about dancing and sex and funny hats. And you perfectly understand this.
Nicely executed. I bet you even have plenty of pockets in that outfit.
OOH, peacock spider! Fabulous!