When I was a kid I used to talk in my sleep, but the only phrase I speak clearly in my sleep these days is “honk shoe.” It’s kind of sad. Some people get better at somniloquy when they get older; why did I get worse? Some people are so good, in fact, that they are recording themselves and posting the results online. Nate at Night speaks with different accents, DanDan has discovered that his sister also talks in her sleep, and Rich Jones analyzes himself. I don’t think any of them are up to the level of the king of somniloquists Dion McGregor, but just give them a few years. There may be a major label record album in one of them yet.
