Dear Tyra,
As you may be aware, this cycle of America’s Next Top Model is terrible. Nevertheless, I am not only watching it but providing online synopses of the episodes for the education and/or amusement of the general public, and as a byproduct of this, I am providing you with free publicity for your terrible, terrible show. I am not expecting a fruit basket from you for my efforts, or even a case of Gallo wine (though I did receive a case of Gallo wine this week from someone else for merely doing my job).
However, I hope that the next time you see that ANTM is going to be pre-empted in one of the top nationwide television markets, pre-empted not by a half hour political commercial but by a three hour long basketball game between Los Angeles and Los Angeles that nobody could possibly care about, you choose another week to feature your contestants posing like Amsterdam storefront hookers and shaving one another’s vaginas in the communal bathtub? I can’t believe I missed this, and yes, I blame you.
Sincerely,
Elizabeth Herndon
