Hey, don’t worry; it’s not too late to bake me a cake. Even though my birthday was yesterday, I celebrate my birthday for an entire weekend so if you hurry you still have some time to get that cake to me. What a relief, huh?
Okay, so how much time do you have? Six minutes? You can make a six minute cake. Wait – that six minute cake takes 30 minutes. Why would you call a 30 minute cake a six minute cake? Now you only have five minutes. You definitely can’t go with the Easy Bake oven, then. Let’s try that five minute cake. Ugh, it takes eight minutes if you have a low-wattage microwave. Damn. And now you only have three minutes. Three minute cake it is. Oops – did you drop that? You now have one minute in which to make a delicious cake. One minute.
Oh, screw this; why don’t you just go to the store and pick up a cake? You can’t beat a fancy decorated cake made by professionals. Hooray! Birthday cake!
