Tangwich

Hey astronaut, you look hungry. Go make yourself a tangwich or something:

TANGWICH
2 slices of Wonder Bread
Marshmallow Fluff as required
Powdered Tang drink mix as required

Spread a thick layer of Marshmallow Fluff on a slice of Wonder Bread. Sprinkle enough powdered Tang on that slice so as to completely cover all evidence of Fluff.
Then spread a layer of Fluff on the other slice of Wonderbread.

Press the two slices of bread together and voila: a delicious Tangwich!
The perfect accompaniment to this meal would be rehydrated Tang but Sloe Gin & Coke will always do nicely as well. Recipe by Sarah Nagel

It sounds like it would also go well with a heartpumper shake:

HEARTPUMPER SHAKE
1 oz. ground coffee (not brewed)
2 cigarettes worth of tobacco (mediums)
1 can of Mountain Dew
Shake and drink. Do not regurgitate. Recipe submitted anonymously

These and other delicious recipes such as bologna cups can be found on the food section of Southern Culture On The Skid’s website. Thank you, folks. Man cannot live on fried chicken and gasoline alone.